Called to serve God by increasing awareness of His presence and declaring His love

MOUSEY MOMENT … Ever Wondered Why?

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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheese burgers, large fries & diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways & put our useless junk in the garage?

Ever wondered …

Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors & attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on aeroplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they all get stuck together?

 

Ever wondered …

Why God gives us two?

A right hand to show the left what to do.

One ear to listen and one to hear the problems of others, their laughter and fears.

One eye to watch and one to behold the beautiful treasures that life has to hold.

One foot to travel and one to stand tall. Two feet to land on if we should fall.

One man to stand by a woman’s side;

One woman to cherish being his bride.

The love between partners comes shining through

and that is the reason God has made two.

(Khalil Gibran)